We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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