it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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