That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Mom said you looked used
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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