You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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