the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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