Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
