i think my tv is drunk
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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