the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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