Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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