just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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