you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Come see our sink grown plant.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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