Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
This baby is an asshole
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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