in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Randomize
