I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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