Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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