y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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