im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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