You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
