How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm getting married
To pizza
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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