It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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