if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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