Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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