I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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