Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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