Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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