i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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