So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
You can't motorboat a personality
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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