Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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