I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
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