If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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