jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's official drugs can't kill me
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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