Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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