Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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