So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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