Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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