isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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