my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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