South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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