dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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