At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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