the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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