Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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