when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
