My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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