based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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