We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's just like the Real World with babies
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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