On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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