cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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