I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
love makes seman taste better
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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