Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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