I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We are two peas in an std pod
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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