If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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