She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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