I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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