If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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