me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
40s are totally the cure
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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